a fat photographer goes to a mall and takes pictures of really tired people for 3 straight days
An elf from space commands an army of carrots who run into walls and enemies triple your size.
fat italian gets lost on the way to work and kills turtles
an obnoxious & annoying child dragon wakes up the elderly, who’re too useless to do it themselves. At the same time he also has to reclaim their stolen finances which are lazily thrown around the entire world. And despite being a dragon and having wings, he has to travel the whole world by foot.
two guys move around the screen like an epileptic trying to hit the other guy
large breasted squirrel girl punching things.
a rock-collecting kid decides to fall asleep for seven years and then go find more rock-like things
Two people run circles while madly slashing away at each other
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
Okay well first of all Fitz would be trying to convince Skye to hack the guys phone. And he’s like, if you hack the guys phone I’ll get your monitor bracelet off and Skye almost agrees and shes like “wait with or without removing my arm” and Fitz is like “SKYE WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR DETAILS”
So Skye relents to hacking the guys phone and they (Skye and Fitz and Ward who got stuck driving the van) track them to this restaurant and then Fitz is like okay play it cool guys and bounds into the restaurant like “JEMMA HI FANCY SEEING YOU HERE” and shes like “Fitz what even are you doing why are Skye and Ward here” and Fitz is like “pull up a seat? sure!” and just ends up hijacking the entire date who’s actually quite cute so you know Skye is hitting on him and FitzSimmons are FitzSimmoning even though Jemma is kind of mad at him and Ward just wants to know why this happens to him and only to him
i’m broken. agents of shield has ruined me now and forever.
First you tease us with an old episode whose antagonist relates to this week’s episode THEN YOU BUST OUT THAT PLOT TWIST?! And damn you centipede for blowing up Peterson!
Yeah off to the Sony Warehouse sale tomorrow!
Yeah! Zygarde second turn after a quick ball and an ultra ball! I feel accomplished
He saved her with a floating car…
omg i just realized
theyre called pancakes
because theyre like cakes
but you cook them
wait for it
in a pAN
all 120 thousand of you are a bunch of fucking idiots
why so much anger in your little heart?
Have a pancake. You’ll feel better
MAKE IT OUT LIKE I DESTROYED EARTH BUT IT WAS ONLY NEW YORK
you’re still living with your parents? haha what a fuckin’ loser. by the way how was your first day of Kindergarten did you make any new friends