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The iPhone 6 wanted to bend over backwards to appease loyal fans. It bent to the shapes of their asses instead.

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Solar Road Trip

"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.

"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!" 

this is cute. 

poor pluto :(

PLUTO PLS

you’ll always be real 

I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult

^^^ yessss

(Source: thegentlemansarmchair, via hilda-05)

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merlinmonkey16:

"And we’ve just re-titled the bathrooms."

"I tried yoga, but I’m not very flexible. But thanks anyway."

"We’re lucky we still have our George Foreman grill."

"Glenn. Can I call you Glenn?"

"I think he’s watching Cake Boss."

PHIL COULSON.

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I think that burial is for you, Hunter. Your ass is dead as soon as they find out and Melinda will personally be the courier. 

Wait why is Simmons goading Fitz on like that? I know she’s a figment of his imagination but is she supposed to be the devil on his shoulder?